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Written for Revision Library (original, copyright-free). A short first-person narrative extract, invented for this resource to give genuine, respectfully written examples of a regional English dialect in dialogue, framed by Standard English narration.
01 Every Sunday, without fail, my nan expects the whole family for dinner at
02 one o'clock sharp, and every Sunday, without fail, somebody arrives at
03 half past. This week it was my cousin Danny, ambling through the back
04 door twenty minutes late with an apology already forming on his lips.
05 'You're late again,' said Nan, not looking up from the potatoes. 'I've
06 told youse a hundred times, one o'clock means one o'clock, not one
07 o'clock whenever it suits.'
08 'Sorry, Nan,' Danny said. 'The bus never come.'
09 'Aye, well, it never comes for nobody round here neither,' Nan said,
10 'so you'd best set off earlier next time, hadn't you.'
11 Nan talks the way she has always talked, the way her own mother talked
12 before her: broad, quick, and shaped by fifty years on the same South
13 Yorkshire street. She drops her aitches when she is cross, doubles up
14 her negatives when she wants to make a point, and calls anyone she
15 loves 'love,' whether she has met them once or raised them from birth.
16 My teacher would mark every one of Nan's sentences in red pen, and my
17 nan would not care in the slightest, because she is not writing an
18 essay. She is talking to her family, in the language that raised her,
19 and it does its job perfectly.
20 At dinner, she told us about Mrs Ogilvie two doors down, who 'hasn't
21 got nowt better to do than watch the street through her nets,' and
22 about the new bin collection times, which she reckoned were 'a right
23 carry-on and no mistake.' Danny, who is training to be a solicitor,
24 speaks at work in a careful, rounded voice he seems to have borrowed
25 from a radio announcer, and tried gently correcting her. 'It's
26 "anything," Nan, not "nowt."'
27 'It's nowt to me what you call it,' Nan said, without missing a beat,
28 passing him the gravy, 'so long as you eat your dinner while it's hot.'
29 Later, when Danny drafted a work email at the kitchen table, Nan read
30 it over his shoulder and pronounced it 'proper posh talk, that,' full
31 of words she said she would never use down the market but which she
32 agreed looked exactly right on a letter to a client. She is not wrong.
33 The email needs to be understood by a stranger who has never met Danny
34 and will judge his firm by every line of it. The kitchen does not need
35 any such thing. It already knows him.
| Word or phrase from the text | Standard English meaning |
|---|---|
| nowt | |
| aye | |
| youse | |
| a right carry-on |